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Last year, a gang of rogue photons traveled faster than the scientifically-agreed-impossible-to-exceed speed of light and went backwards in time waving their middle fingers to everything we thought we knew about them.
Scientists are shocked, the world doesn’t understand anything, but authorities state that they’ve found a way to announce their past selves of the event in a desperate attempt to capture the unlawful photons. They keep writing letters to the past oblivious of the fact that paper letters can only travel to the future.
It’s a mad world out there, folks. Long established laws of physics are constantly being violated by newer laws of physics. Science keeps on proving itself wrong. In fact, in a recent groundbreaking experiment, science proved that science was wrong 100 years ago.
But what can we do? Science wouldn’t be science if it wouldn’t break its own laws every once in a while. We’re just wondering what’s next.
Reporting for Co(s)mic News, Vlad C.
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